Author Archives: Tubs Waller

NOTR is going global!

By Tubs Waller | Published: December 19, 2009
As Dubbs pointed out, the lack of movement on these pages is partly due to my being on the road at the moment (although I didn’t contribute too heartily when I was at home either). At any rate, whilst conscious of not turning this fine literary institution into my own travel journal, I will endeavor [...]
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Easily the shittiest ad ever made

By Tubs Waller | Published: November 3, 2009
This is by far the shittiest ad I have ever seen, for a product I have no intention of ever using, involving quite probably the four most horrendously awful actors, and some of the simplest minds in the advertising industry. Enjoy.
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Seth Rogan + Simon Baker = ?

By Tubs Waller | Published: October 10, 2009
Seth Rogan, and Simon Baker, do you see the similarity? Well, neither do I. I guess they are both blonde(ish), and they both wear glasses, and they both appear on a screen (big or small). Why the buggery am I talking about this? Well… During the course of my day job (which is in fact a night [...]
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$1784 billion trillion

By Tubs Waller | Published: September 28, 2009
A chap in New York, apparently grossly dissatisfied with the outcome of his call to Bank of America’s call centre, has taken the fat-cats to court, demanding that they deposit $1784 billion trillion dollars into his bank account by the next day, as well as $200,164,000 for other expenses that he might incur. When he phoned [...]
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The Men Who Stare at Goats

By Tubs Waller | Published: September 15, 2009
A new film starring Mr. Clooney, Ewan McGregor and Jeff Bridges. I haven’t seen it, nor I suspect have many people, as it’s not due for release until November 6th. But I had a gander at the promo on the ‘Tube and it looks half decent. Geeze, you had, like, the whole desert to drive in…
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Gummi Bears

By Tubs Waller | Published: September 2, 2009
I’ve had this song stuck in my head for quite some time now. It turns out that the original is actually pretty sweet, my version essentially consisted of “Bouncy bears, bouncy bouncy bouncy everywhere…” etc. Enjoy. Gummi Bears
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