Monthly Archives: August 2009

Video Sleazy’s Pick o’ the Week: JCVD

JCVD Stars: Jean Claude Van-Damme, François Damiens Director: Mabrouk El Mechri Peace Arch Entertainment (2008) Yep, it stars the Universal Soldier, Mr. Muscles from Brussels himself, but don’t let that put you off, because contrary to 90% of his previous films, this is really great. It was very well received when it screened at the Adelaide film festival early [...]
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How to survive a really, really big fall…

Meh, and they tell you that skydiving is dangerous. Clearly all you need to do is try both parachutes, and when they both fail, simply close your eyes and aim for the one building within a 10km radius, after all, if you land on a big metal building, after falling over 10,000ft, you’ll likely only dislocate [...]
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Kunstrad… It’s German for Cycle Gymnastics.

Is there some kind of uber-camp, lycra-coated, cycling olympics going on that i don’t know about? All you no-sock-having, tight-jean-wearing hipsters, sitting round drinking coffee and reading James Joyce better get your fixies out and start practicing, those girls are owning your shit.
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On the hunt for Robert Downey Snr…

Have you ever found yourself wondering… hmmm… i wonder who Robert Downey Jnr.’s dad is? I mean, presumably he’s Robert Downey, but the OG version.
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Track o’ the Day: Messengers – Gang Bang

You already know i love me some deutsche funk. So when this popped up on the iPod this morning i thought i’d share. While unfortunately titled, this track is off the 2002 ‘Funk Fieber’ comp (also featuring the classic ‘Wenn Der Urlaub Kommt’ cut). Beyond that, info is scarce (you try searching for Gang Bang and [...]
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So long, fair well

I can’t leave Oasis, i am Oasis. Noel was always a bit less batshit crazy and seemed to make more sense in interviews. Apparently they had a fight backstage, cancelled the show and he decided it wasn’t worth it. There’s a quote from somewhere, where he says ‘i’m 42, i’ve got two kids and i’m fucking [...]
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It burns… It burns…

That’s Syphilis in the background apparently… A 40 year old lady appeared in court yesterday, facing charges of murder, arson and endangering life (which you’d kinda think was covered already). What has this got to do with a man-sized penis you ask? Well, she is charged with all these offences after she set her husband’s cock on [...]
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New Music: Michael Leonhart & The Avramina 7

Truth & Soul have just released the first single from Michael Leonhart & The Avramina 7. Its called Scopolamine and its kinda Afro-Funk meets 60’s Psych-Funk all drenched in reverb. Leonhart has played horns on a bunch of Truth & Soul releases, as well as being honored as the youngest Grammy recipient in history, cited as the [...]
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Clip o’ the Day: Raekwon – House of Flying Daggers

Dilla lives on as a Monk. I want a Wu door-knocker. Bring on OB4CL2.
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Once again and it’s on.

North of the River relaunches.
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